"When you feel in over your head, I'll help lift you out. Or join you down there with a box of wine, whatever you need."
5" x 7"
17 pt thickness / 120 lb weight
Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture
"If you want to sleep in on Saturday, I will stand guard outside your cabin in six feet of snow with a gruff facial expression to ensure vacuum salesmen do not come within a fifty-foot radius."
4.25" x 5" Glossy outside, matte inside