"Hey. With age comes wisdom. And those little smile wrinkles. Those will make you look as friendly as I already know you are. Happy Birthday!"
7″ x 5″
17 pt thickness / 120 lb weight
Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture
"If you want to sleep in on Saturday, I will stand guard outside your cabin in six feet of snow with a gruff facial expression to ensure vacuum salesmen do not come within a fifty-foot radius."
4.25" x 5" Glossy outside, matte inside