"Alright, I've got the boxed wine, some Twizzlers, and a head lamp with new batteries. I'm soo ready for an adventure with you."
7" x 5"
17 pt thickness / 120 lb weight
Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture
"If you want to sleep in on Saturday, I will stand guard outside your cabin in six feet of snow with a gruff facial expression to ensure vacuum salesmen do not come within a fifty-foot radius."
4.25" x 5" Glossy outside, matte inside